Review: Full House – Our Very First Christmas Show

fh-christmasThis is the first of three Christmas episodes from the eight-season run of Full House. If you’re looking for general info about the episode, you can find a lot of it here. The basic plot is that the family is heading to Colorado for Christmas, yet everyone ends up snowed in at an airport.

To me, as a fan of the show, this is definitely a classic episode. Although it’s one of the rare moments (and maybe the first?) where the family leaves San Francisco together, that’s part of what makes it great. Even on an airplane or in an airport, the show still works. It’s also a chance to see the Tanners interact with a whole bunch of strangers, which is also kind of fun. (On a side note, my kids think it’s funny that Jesse and Joey are always just included in “The Tanners,” when they clearly have different last names.)

Although it’s kind of weird that Jesse’s parents (the Katsopolises) are joining them for a “Tanner” family trip, they’re really here to encourage Jesse’s pursuit of Becky, which feels OK. In fact, going back and watching all of the episodes, I guess I never realized that there wasn’t a whole lot of courting. For most of the first half of this season, Jesse doesn’t seem to stand a chance. Yet after their first kiss in this episode, things go pretty quickly, and the season ends with them almost getting married. So this episode is clearly the turning point for Jesse and Becky.

Of course, the highlight happens when Santa appears, and everyone later realizes it wasn’t actually Joey. See, you guys? Christmas came after all.

9/10

Interview: Milton the Ice Cream Man (Rudolph and Frosty’s Christmas in July)

milton01If you listened to our latest podcast episode celebrating Leon Day 2020, you know we discussed the 1979 Rankin Bass feature Rudolph and Frosty’s Christmas in July, which explores some of the Rankin Bass mythology and ties together several stories. We do meet some new characters as well, including Milton the Ice Cream Man, who stores his goods at the North Pole and retrieves them each summer to take back home and sell.

Whether he’s dodging tax payments or is just kind of weird, Milton is mostly the cause of all the drama that goes down in the film. We thought it might be interesting to catch up with the Ice Cream Man now and get his current take on the events of that fateful summer.

Snow in Southtown: Hi Milton. Thanks for taking a few minutes to catch up with us. First, what have you been up to since the movie? Do you still keep your ice cream stash at the North Pole, or have you gotten your whole freezer situation figured out?

milton03Milton: I kept my ice cream there for a few years, but as Chilly and Milly — Frosty and Crystal’s children — grew up and learned the story of that summer, they approached me and said perhaps I should just pay for my own freezer instead. I think they considered me something of a troublemaker, even though I’m just a guy trying to keep his ice cream cold. At one point, Milly even says to me, “Look, just stay away from my dad.”

Snow in Southtown: How are things going for you and Laine? Are the two of you still involved with the circus?

milton12Milton: It’s funny. The circus did become a big success, after all that trouble we went through, but then Laine’s mom, Ms. Loraine, decided she would be happier doing a rodeo instead. Go figure. We even roped Rudolph into it for a year or two, cowboys riding on his back while he did his jumps and all that. There wasn’t really a place in the rodeo for Laine though, so she helps me with the ice cream business now. I think she’s happy in our marriage. She talks a lot about the old days.

Snow in Southtown: Looking back, why do you think Spangles was so obsessed with stealing your circus? I’ve heard of diamond heists, casino capers, and bank robberies, but I’ve never heard of anyone trying to get rich via circus theft. And it didn’t even seem like a great circus, which needed the presence of THE MOST FAMOUS REINDEER OF ALL just to survive.

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Milton gets a great idea…

Milton: I never figured that whole thing out. I was mostly in love, you know. I would have done anything for Laine, and I guess I did. In retrospect, I put a lot of blame on myself for everything that happened. I dunno. It almost feels like the idea for getting Rudolph to join the circus didn’t even come from me, almost like I was some other person. I guess that’s weird, isn’t it? I will say that Spangles has had even stranger ideas. He once tried to train a gorilla to make counterfeit chocolate.

Snow in Southtown: On the night of July 4, 1979, you kind of disappeared. We had some major events taking place, as Scratcher was tricking Rudolph into using his nose for evil, Frosty was seconds away from melting, Santa and Mrs. Claus were missing, and there was a whole fireworks display going off. Where were YOU?

milton10Milton: Like I said, I was in love! You saw how cute Laine used to be. Would you be thinking about anything else? Besides, whatever trouble these weirdos got up to once I got them there had nothing to do with me. Could I have been a better friend? Sure. Between you and me, I was one of the people booing Rudolph when his nose didn’t light up anymore. And it wasn’t even because I thought he stole from the circus. You just get swept up by the crowd, you know? As for the fireworks, they were boring. Very generic.

Snow in Southtown: Rudolph has claimed that you are, in fact, “a million laughs.” Do you agree with his assessment? I might give you credit for one or two, maybe even a handful. But a million? What’s your take on this?

milton08Milton: Rudolph is not a funny person. No offense to him or anything, but have you ever heard him tell a joke? No. I’m not the most hilarious guy in the universe, but I know how to have a good time. You don’t get to a place in life where you fly a hot air balloon from Florida to the North Pole for an ice cream pick-up while dating a tight-rope walker without learning a joke or two. So to this un-funny reindeer, I’m sure I was a regular Shecky Greene. Personally, I thought Frosty was funny, always making dark jokes about he and his family melting, but I don’t think Rudolph got half of those.

Snow in Southtown: Have you heard from Rudolph and Frosty lately? Do you guys regularly hang out (or zoom currently) to reminisce about the good old days?

 

milton06Milton: Frosty not so much. His kids see to that, not that I was going to go out of my way to visit him or anything. I barely knew him beyond that summer. Rudolph and I have kept in touch. Laine likes him or whatever, and the Center for Disease Control says that animals do not play a significant role in the spread of the coronavirus, so we hang out a lot now. We play a lot of Scrabble.

Five Essential Versions: The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)

NKCWe know Robert Wells and Mel Torme wrote “The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)” in the summer, attempting to stay cool on a hot day, which we discussed on episode S1E8, while reviewing the #3 Christmas song of all-time.

In an effort to help us all “stay cool” as we kick off Christmas in July, here are five essential versions of “The Christmas Song.”

5. Alex Chilton (1993) – Best known as the singer of the Box Tops and Big Star, Chilton recorded this song for his Cliches LP. It later appeared on the dB’s & Friends’ Christmas Time Again CD in 2006, along with tracks by Big Star, Peter Holsapple, Chris Stamey, and others.

4. The Jackson 5 (1970) – This version, from the Jackson 5 Christmas Album, is great, featuring strings, the amazing bass guitar that runs through the whole album, and the fun “Jingle Bells” background vocals at the end.

3. The Vince Guaraldi Trio (1966) – This instrumental version was recorded for the Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack, although it was not used in the TV special.

2. The Carpenters (1978) – As a Carpenters fan, this one is likely my favorite version. It includes the original opening (“All through the year, we’ve waited…”) and was included on the great Christmas Portrait album.

1. Nat King Cole (1961) – Cole originally recorded the first version of this tune in 1946 and then again in 1953. You can find these versions in different collections and even on YouTube. But the 1961 version is the one we hear the most on the radio each year and probably the version you hear in your head when you think of the song.

 

Review: AXS TV Top Ten Revealed – Rockin’ Christmas Songs

top tenAny music fan who grew up in the ’80s and ’90s knows that whenever there was nothing on television, we could always switch over to MTV (and later MTV2, VH1, or even Fuse TV) to catch some music-related videos or content. While most of those opportunities are gone now, I’ve found that AXS TV can be a suitable replacement and will check the channel from time to time and at least DVR a few of the upcoming shows. The AXS original series like Classic Albums, Rock Legends, The Big Interview, and AXS TV Concerts can be pretty good, and I also sometimes watch the Top Ten Revealed. (If you don’t know about AXS TV, I recommend checking your cable to see if you get it.)

I recently recorded the Top Ten Revealed episode “Rockin’ Christmas Songs,” and I wanted to see if I agreed with the show’s choices. Below I’ll list the Top Ten, along with my rating (out of 10) for each song.

10. Bing Crosby and David Bowie – Little Drummer Boy/Peace on Earth

At Snow in Southtown (and even on my horror podcast), we tend to rip on Little Drummer Boy a bit, mostly stemming from the Little Drummer Boy Challenge that my friends and I discuss each year. But I honestly don’t mind the song, I still have the Ezra Jack Keats book I grew up with, and I think this version is pretty special.

What AXS taught us: The pair had an hour to rehearse and three takes to record.

9/10

9. The Ramones – Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want To Fight Tonight)

The Ramones are in my Top 10-20 bands, and they’re an influence on so much that I do. This song is definitely in my top tier of Christmas rock songs.

What AXS taught us: Dee Snider LOVES Christmas music.

10/10

8. The Kinks – Father Christmas

As a power pop nerd and musician, I was super late to the Kinks party. And when I did jump into the band’s discography about 10-11 years ago, they weren’t on the streaming sites, so it took more work. That being said, this song is more of a recent favorite, but it’s quickly shot up to be near the top of my Christmas rock songs.

10/10

7. Paul McCartney – Wonderful Christmastime

This is the first song on this show that has been reviewed on our podcast, way back on our first episode, All Year Long. I’m sure I made it clear there that I’m a huge fan of the Beatles, McCartney, his music, and this song.

What AXS taught us: McCartney makes $400,000 each year from this song.

10/10

6. Daryl Hall & John Oates – Jingle Bell Rock

We discussed this song on episode four, The Jingle Horse, and I’m guessing we touched on the Hall & Oates recording. I’m OK with the song, but I’m not a huge fan of this recording.

What AXS taught us: Sebastian Bach somehow thinks this recording is a highlight of the Christmas season. And he owns a Slayer Christmas sweater.

4/10

5. Elvis Presley – Blue Christmas

I’m not quite the Elvis Christmas fan that Rusty is, but I definitely like it and appreciate it.

What AXS taught us: Elvis’s Christmas record is still the all-time best-selling Christmas record.

8/10

4. Wham! – Last Christmas

This is one that I’ve grown to appreciate and enjoy more and more over the years. I’m not really a fan of any of the covers, but this track is a big part of my Christmas soundtrack.

What AXS taught us: George Michael “wanted to be like Prince” and recorded every instrument on this track.

9/10

3. The Beach Boys – Little Saint Nick

This is my favorite band, and I was glad to see them listed in the show’s top three. This track is obviously in heavy rotation at my house each year.

What AXS taught us: Sebastian Bach thinks they’re singing about Santa surfing. (They also discuss how Mike Love sued Brian Wilson to receive writing credit on this and a bunch of other songs, which is probably useful info for casual fans.)

10/10

*Weird show note: After splitting up the first seven songs over two segments, the show returned from commercial break and discussed only “Little Saint Nick” in this segment before returning to commercial and coming back with the final two tracks.

2. John Lennon and Yoko Ono/Plastic Ono Band – Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

The Beatles are also in my top three bands, and like the Beach Boys track, I believe this song would be a classic even without the Christmas theme.

What AXS taught us: The song sounds VERY similar to “Stewball,” a song recorded by the Hollies and many others. Even as a huge Beatles fan, I don’t always pay attention enough to hear about controversies like this, so I did learn about this from the show. Still, as a songwriter, I also understand that this just happens sometimes. And even if you consider it an “interpretation,” Lennon elevates it to be something that it wasn’t.

10/10

1. Bruce Springsteen – Santa Claus Is Coming to Town

So the show ends by taking my favorite Christmas song and giving the top spot to one of my least favorite versions of it. And speaking of ripoffs, they even note that this is just a cover of the Crystals’ version from the great Spector record. Why not just use that version? I’m OK with the Boss overall (even when he says the pitcher threw a “speedball”), but I just don’t like this recording or the fact that it is played SO often.

What AXS taught us: The song was recorded in 1975 and was actually first released on a Sesame Street compilation in 1982, before finally becoming a single in 1985 (ruining our Christmas seasons with hourly attacks ever since).

4/10

Final Thoughts

Overall, I was surprised to find I was mostly in agreement with the show’s Top Ten. I didn’t find myself yelling at the screen nearly as much as I thought I would, at least not until the end. Off the top of my head, the list’s biggest omission by far is Band Aid’s “Do They Know It’s Christmas?” Which Christmas song do you think should have been included on this list?

Happy Leon Day 2020

We celebrate Leon Day 2020 by reviewing Rudolph and Frosty’s Christmas in July, in addition to discussing other Rankin Bass specials and 2020 life in general. Please consider leaving us a review wherever you get your podcasts. We’ll be back to begin Season Two in November!

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The following links were mentioned in this episode:

Rankin Bass Quiz – https://play.howstuffworks.com/quiz/have-a-holly-jolly-christmas-this-rankinbass-quiz

What Christmas Movie Best Represents Your Life? – https://play.howstuffworks.com/quiz/what-christmas-movie-best-represents-your-life-hsw

Rankin Bass Rankings – https://www.vox.com/2014/12/24/7446181/worst-christmas-specials

Ralphie’s Red Ryders – https://ralphiesredryders.bandcamp.com

 

It’s Easter 2020, Charlie Brown

As we near the one-month mark of social distancing and staying at home, we got together at the last minute to review a perennial favorite, It’s the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown. We also discussed: being quarantined, Easter traditions, and much more. (Feel free to skip approximately 38 minutes to reach Easter talk.)

We’ll be back in June, if not sooner.

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S1E11: Music Bonus

Season One Bonus Music Episode! We finally reveal our personal top Christmas albums and play our Top 10s for you. (Please note that compression rates for music and podcasts are different, and these songs will sound much better on vinyl or CD.) Thanks for all the Season One support. See you next year!

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S1E10: Bark Beetles and Gross Stuff

Charlie Brown Christmas | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

Mike and Rusty discuss the #1 Christmas song and movie as selected by our friends.

Movie – A Charlie Brown Christmas

Song – Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

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S1E8: Gelatinous Mold

Christmas Vacation | The Christmas Song

Mike and Rusty continue to count down the Top 10 Christmas songs and movies as selected by our friends, finally reaching the Top 3.

Movie – National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

Song – The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)

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S1E6: We’re of Good Cheer

Muppet Christmas Carol | The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Mike and Rusty continue to count down the Top 10 Christmas songs and movies as selected by our friends, reaching the Top 5.

Movie – Muppet Christmas Carol

Song – The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

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S1E5: Too Cold for Christmas

Home Alone | Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)

Mike and Rusty continue to count down the Top 10 Christmas songs and movies as selected by our friends, covering #6.

Movie – Home Alone

Song – Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)

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S1E3: We Make the Rules

The Grinch | It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas

Mike and Rusty continue to count down the Top 10 Christmas songs and movies as selected by our friends, covering #8.

Movie – How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966)

Song – It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas

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S1E2: All Right, Kick It

The Santa Clause | Winter Wonderland

Mike and Rusty continue to count down the Top 10 Christmas songs and movies as selected by our friends, covering #9.

Movie – The Santa Clause

Song – Winter Wonderland

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S1E1: All Year Long

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Rudolph | A Wonderful Christmastime

Mike and Rusty begin to count down the Top 10 Christmas songs and movies as selected by our friends, starting with #10.

Movie – Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)

Song – A Wonderful Christmastime

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