Review: Diff’rent Strokes – Santa’s Helper

ds-01On December 18, 1982, Diff’rent Strokes aired “Santa’s Helper,” its only true Christmas episode, aside from a first-season attempt that aired a few days after Christmas in 1978 and consisted mostly of clips from the show’s first seven episodes.

When “Santa’s Helper” begins, the family is decorating the tree, and we quickly learn that the star is an antique that has been in the family for years. Of course there are many other valuables in the Drummond household, including the video camera and all of the family’s gifts.

ds-04When Arnold finds out he isn’t getting a Christmas bonus from working for his dad’s company, he needs to find a way to earn money and buy presents. (‘Tis the season!) Unfortunately, he’s recently blown all of his cash on a statue of E.T with a clock in his stomach! (‘Tis 1982!) He soon meets Mr. Jones, who is dressed as Santa and collecting money for charity, and Arnold joins him in his efforts.

While it isn’t quite clear at first if Mr. Jones is definitely a scam artist, after becoming friends with Arnold’s family, his true colors come out, and he Grinches the Drummonds while they sleep on Christmas Eve.

Of course, Arnold (accidentally) helps Mr. Jones see he’s done something wrong, and Christmas comes after all when the gifts are returned to the family’s door as they are eating dinner.

This episode is full of Christmas tropes and fun, from the decorations and the carols to Arnold’s E.T. alarm clock being set for 6 a.m. on Christmas morning. However, it also represents the overall series very well. Even as a fifth-season episode, you easily learn everything you need to know about the series to enjoy this special. And you even get a “Whatchoo talkin’ ’bout, Santa?!” for fun. You could show this episode to your kids or any friends who have never seen Diff’rent Strokes, and you really wouldn’t have to explain much about the family’s background.

With a quick 25-minute runtime, “Santa’s Helper” should easily slide into your family’s annual watch list.

9/10

Review: Leave It to Beaver – The Haircut

beaver01The fourth episode of the series, this takes place in December, yet it aired in October 1957. In the show, Beaver has developed a habit of losing his lunch money. When he is chosen to be an angel in the school holiday musical, his dad sends him to the barbershop for a haircut; however, Beaver loses this money as well, so he decides to give himself a haircut. When that doesn’t go well, Wally tries to help. Eventually their parents find out, forgive them, and take them out for breakfast and a movie. And the Christmas play comes after all.

This episode reminds us of a few things about this time:

– Moms had to beg dads to talk to their kids about issues they were having at school.

– The grocery bill total was $23.

– A haircut cost $1.50. (The barber got a .25 cent tip.)

beaver02Honestly, it’s really not much of a Christmas episode, although it’s as close to one as the original series ever got. (We’ll have to visit The New Leave It to Beaver later!) Still, we do see June making the angel costume throughout the show, and Wally even tries it on (even if it makes him “look like a sissy”). Eventually, we do get to see the angel choir belt out “Hark! The Herald Angels Sing,” and I have to believe that eight years later, someone involved with A Charlie Brown Christmas played this version for producers, begging “please make sure our kids sing better than this!”

beaver03Overall, the episode is a fine early example of the show’s strong points. The haircut itself is pretty funny, although Beaver spends most of his time in his stocking cap to hide it. But more importantly, I was surprised to see Ward and June handle the situation so well, especially since we’re often led to believe that parents didn’t accept these types of shenanigans back then.

In fact, if we approach the show with a Christmas mindset, although the timelines are nearly two decades apart, Ward is very similar to the dad in A Christmas Story. He’s definitely stern and has certain expectations, but when it matters most, he’s a great dad and just wants the best for his kids.

7/10

Review: Full House – Our Very First Christmas Show

fh-christmasThis is the first of three Christmas episodes from the eight-season run of Full House. If you’re looking for general info about the episode, you can find a lot of it here. The basic plot is that the family is heading to Colorado for Christmas, yet everyone ends up snowed in at an airport.

To me, as a fan of the show, this is definitely a classic episode. Although it’s one of the rare moments (and maybe the first?) where the family leaves San Francisco together, that’s part of what makes it great. Even on an airplane or in an airport, the show still works. It’s also a chance to see the Tanners interact with a whole bunch of strangers, which is also kind of fun. (On a side note, my kids think it’s funny that Jesse and Joey are always just included in “The Tanners,” when they clearly have different last names.)

Although it’s kind of weird that Jesse’s parents (the Katsopolises) are joining them for a “Tanner” family trip, they’re really here to encourage Jesse’s pursuit of Becky, which feels OK. In fact, going back and watching all of the episodes, I guess I never realized that there wasn’t a whole lot of courting. For most of the first half of this season, Jesse doesn’t seem to stand a chance. Yet after their first kiss in this episode, things go pretty quickly, and the season ends with them almost getting married. So this episode is clearly the turning point for Jesse and Becky.

Of course, the highlight happens when Santa appears, and everyone later realizes it wasn’t actually Joey. See, you guys? Christmas came after all.

9/10

Interview: Milton the Ice Cream Man (Rudolph and Frosty’s Christmas in July)

milton01If you listened to our latest podcast episode celebrating Leon Day 2020, you know we discussed the 1979 Rankin Bass feature Rudolph and Frosty’s Christmas in July, which explores some of the Rankin Bass mythology and ties together several stories. We do meet some new characters as well, including Milton the Ice Cream Man, who stores his goods at the North Pole and retrieves them each summer to take back home and sell.

Whether he’s dodging tax payments or is just kind of weird, Milton is mostly the cause of all the drama that goes down in the film. We thought it might be interesting to catch up with the Ice Cream Man now and get his current take on the events of that fateful summer.

Snow in Southtown: Hi Milton. Thanks for taking a few minutes to catch up with us. First, what have you been up to since the movie? Do you still keep your ice cream stash at the North Pole, or have you gotten your whole freezer situation figured out?

milton03Milton: I kept my ice cream there for a few years, but as Chilly and Milly — Frosty and Crystal’s children — grew up and learned the story of that summer, they approached me and said perhaps I should just pay for my own freezer instead. I think they considered me something of a troublemaker, even though I’m just a guy trying to keep his ice cream cold. At one point, Milly even says to me, “Look, just stay away from my dad.”

Snow in Southtown: How are things going for you and Laine? Are the two of you still involved with the circus?

milton12Milton: It’s funny. The circus did become a big success, after all that trouble we went through, but then Laine’s mom, Ms. Loraine, decided she would be happier doing a rodeo instead. Go figure. We even roped Rudolph into it for a year or two, cowboys riding on his back while he did his jumps and all that. There wasn’t really a place in the rodeo for Laine though, so she helps me with the ice cream business now. I think she’s happy in our marriage. She talks a lot about the old days.

Snow in Southtown: Looking back, why do you think Spangles was so obsessed with stealing your circus? I’ve heard of diamond heists, casino capers, and bank robberies, but I’ve never heard of anyone trying to get rich via circus theft. And it didn’t even seem like a great circus, which needed the presence of THE MOST FAMOUS REINDEER OF ALL just to survive.

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Milton gets a great idea…

Milton: I never figured that whole thing out. I was mostly in love, you know. I would have done anything for Laine, and I guess I did. In retrospect, I put a lot of blame on myself for everything that happened. I dunno. It almost feels like the idea for getting Rudolph to join the circus didn’t even come from me, almost like I was some other person. I guess that’s weird, isn’t it? I will say that Spangles has had even stranger ideas. He once tried to train a gorilla to make counterfeit chocolate.

Snow in Southtown: On the night of July 4, 1979, you kind of disappeared. We had some major events taking place, as Scratcher was tricking Rudolph into using his nose for evil, Frosty was seconds away from melting, Santa and Mrs. Claus were missing, and there was a whole fireworks display going off. Where were YOU?

milton10Milton: Like I said, I was in love! You saw how cute Laine used to be. Would you be thinking about anything else? Besides, whatever trouble these weirdos got up to once I got them there had nothing to do with me. Could I have been a better friend? Sure. Between you and me, I was one of the people booing Rudolph when his nose didn’t light up anymore. And it wasn’t even because I thought he stole from the circus. You just get swept up by the crowd, you know? As for the fireworks, they were boring. Very generic.

Snow in Southtown: Rudolph has claimed that you are, in fact, “a million laughs.” Do you agree with his assessment? I might give you credit for one or two, maybe even a handful. But a million? What’s your take on this?

milton08Milton: Rudolph is not a funny person. No offense to him or anything, but have you ever heard him tell a joke? No. I’m not the most hilarious guy in the universe, but I know how to have a good time. You don’t get to a place in life where you fly a hot air balloon from Florida to the North Pole for an ice cream pick-up while dating a tight-rope walker without learning a joke or two. So to this un-funny reindeer, I’m sure I was a regular Shecky Greene. Personally, I thought Frosty was funny, always making dark jokes about he and his family melting, but I don’t think Rudolph got half of those.

Snow in Southtown: Have you heard from Rudolph and Frosty lately? Do you guys regularly hang out (or zoom currently) to reminisce about the good old days?

 

milton06Milton: Frosty not so much. His kids see to that, not that I was going to go out of my way to visit him or anything. I barely knew him beyond that summer. Rudolph and I have kept in touch. Laine likes him or whatever, and the Center for Disease Control says that animals do not play a significant role in the spread of the coronavirus, so we hang out a lot now. We play a lot of Scrabble.

Five Essential Versions: The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)

NKCWe know Robert Wells and Mel Torme wrote “The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)” in the summer, attempting to stay cool on a hot day, which we discussed on episode S1E8, while reviewing the #3 Christmas song of all-time.

In an effort to help us all “stay cool” as we kick off Christmas in July, here are five essential versions of “The Christmas Song.”

5. Alex Chilton (1993) – Best known as the singer of the Box Tops and Big Star, Chilton recorded this song for his Cliches LP. It later appeared on the dB’s & Friends’ Christmas Time Again CD in 2006, along with tracks by Big Star, Peter Holsapple, Chris Stamey, and others.

4. The Jackson 5 (1970) – This version, from the Jackson 5 Christmas Album, is great, featuring strings, the amazing bass guitar that runs through the whole album, and the fun “Jingle Bells” background vocals at the end.

3. The Vince Guaraldi Trio (1966) – This instrumental version was recorded for the Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack, although it was not used in the TV special.

2. The Carpenters (1978) – As a Carpenters fan, this one is likely my favorite version. It includes the original opening (“All through the year, we’ve waited…”) and was included on the great Christmas Portrait album.

1. Nat King Cole (1961) – Cole originally recorded the first version of this tune in 1946 and then again in 1953. You can find these versions in different collections and even on YouTube. But the 1961 version is the one we hear the most on the radio each year and probably the version you hear in your head when you think of the song.